{"id":1172,"date":"2012-09-26T19:52:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T19:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themrscaseyann.wordpress.com\/2012\/09\/26\/pillow-talk"},"modified":"2012-09-26T19:52:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T19:52:00","slug":"pillow-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/?p=1172","title":{"rendered":"Pillow talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:right;\">\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;text-align:justify;\" href=\"https:\/\/themrscaseyann.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/54829-screenshot2012-09-26at10-37-53am.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/themrscaseyann.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/54829-screenshot2012-09-26at10-37-53am.png?w=300\" width=\"520\" height=\"380\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">every night before we go to sleep, we brush our teeth,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">comb our hairs (husband&#8217;s\u00a0beard maintenance), say our prayers<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">(however\u00a0sleepily i say them) and climb into bed.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">and then we decide who will turn the light off.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">last night it went like this:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><b>james<\/b>: hey turd mcferguson, turn off the light.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><b>me<\/b> (in cartoon nerd bully voice): hey turd mcferrguson, turn off da lightttt.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><b>james<\/b>: uncontrollable laughing as he turned off the light.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">then we fell asleep laughing.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>every night before we go to sleep, we brush our teeth, comb our hairs (husband&#8217;s\u00a0beard maintenance), say our prayers (however\u00a0sleepily i say them) and climb into bed. and then we decide who will turn the light off. last night it went like this: james: hey turd mcferguson, turn off the light. me (in cartoon nerd [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}