{"id":1352,"date":"2012-08-23T21:58:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themrscaseyann.wordpress.com\/2012\/08\/23\/jitter-bug"},"modified":"2012-08-23T21:58:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T21:58:00","slug":"jitter-bug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/?p=1352","title":{"rendered":"Jittery"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\">so this morning, my body apparently<br \/>\nwanted to sleep in for<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><span style=\"font-size:large;\">three hours.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">this is because i woke up for my job<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><span style=\"font-size:x-small;\">(oh you know, the one that starts at nine)<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><span style=\"font-size:large;\"><i>at<\/i> nine.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">\n<p>i&#8217;m pretty sure i came in looking all<br \/>\nstressed with\u00a0red cheeks\u00a0because<br \/>\nthat happens when i&#8217;m all<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size:large;\">disheveled<\/span><\/p>\n<p>then I drank large amounts of tea thinking it would<br \/>\nsomehow revive me,\u00a0but now I&#8217;m just shaky,<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">wired and can&#8217;t seem to keep down my food.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><span style=\"font-size:large;\">guh.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><span style=\"font-size:xx-small;\">by the way, this is my new version of &#8220;meh&#8221;(it sounds happier).<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">\n<p>so i titled this post &#8220;jitter bug&#8221; cause i think that describes me today.<br \/>\nps i wrote you a letter up there!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/u\/0\/?ui=2&amp;ik=0bd79c7243&amp;view=att&amp;th=1395577962b2ce7d&amp;attid=0.1.1&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw&amp;atsh=1\" width=\"238\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so this morning, my body apparently wanted to sleep in for three hours. this is because i woke up for my job (oh you know, the one that starts at nine) at nine. i&#8217;m pretty sure i came in looking all stressed with\u00a0red cheeks\u00a0because that happens when i&#8217;m all disheveled then I drank large amounts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bits-and-pieces"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}