{"id":1724,"date":"2012-02-17T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themrscaseyann.wordpress.com\/2012\/02\/17\/writing-a-few-letters-today"},"modified":"2012-02-17T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-17T14:00:00","slug":"writing-a-few-letters-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/?p=1724","title":{"rendered":"A few letters today"},"content":{"rendered":"<table class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"float:left;margin-right:1em;text-align:left;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">+dear eyebrows, can you please stop being so unruly. I will cut you. no seriously&#8230;I will.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">+dear gym, can you just be in my living room&#8230;with cable? and frozen grapes.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">+dear honey, can we vacation in the maldives&#8230;today? i&#8217;ll settle for making a fort in the living room and watching fool&#8217;s gold {yes, i am that lame and yes, i do own that movie} and yes, james is ashay-med of it. {cone of shame}<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">+dear month of february, stop stinking going so quickly! {dear 1\/2 birthday, you&#8217;re ok, though}<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">+dearest camelbak, you are my secret lovah. and by that i mean i like your watery ways.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">+dearest oreos that somebody brought over that i haven&#8217;t touched yet because i&#8217;m practicing discipline, you better hide before i get home. i&#8217;m not kidding. you&#8217;re causing naughty food thoughts in my brain.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">+dear laundry pile, get the {HECK} outta my face!!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">+dear me, I believe it&#8217;s time for a nap.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>+dear eyebrows, can you please stop being so unruly. I will cut you. no seriously&#8230;I will. +dear gym, can you just be in my living room&#8230;with cable? and frozen grapes. +dear honey, can we vacation in the maldives&#8230;today? i&#8217;ll settle for making a fort in the living room and watching fool&#8217;s gold {yes, i am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}