{"id":1773,"date":"2012-01-18T20:56:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-18T20:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themrscaseyann.wordpress.com\/2012\/01\/18\/guide-to-lioness"},"modified":"2012-01-18T20:56:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-18T20:56:00","slug":"guide-to-lioness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/?p=1773","title":{"rendered":"Guide to lioness"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center;\">hi, lioness here, feeling very wild and free with my crazy hair&#8230;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">guide to becoming lion:<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">sleep with your hair in a wet braid (lots of tossing and turning is *strongly* advised)<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">wake up late and run around your house frantically (allowing significant other\/roomate\/friend to make you breakfast IF offered&#8230;)<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">take out the braid last minute and growl in front of mirror<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">out of\u00a0desperation, add mousse as a last minute hope for timidity<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\">realize mousse <i>still<\/i>\u00a0doesn&#8217;t do anything (at all) in your hair and proudly prance around with crazy&#8230;lioness&#8230;mane<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hi, lioness here, feeling very wild and free with my crazy hair&#8230; guide to becoming lion: sleep with your hair in a wet braid (lots of tossing and turning is *strongly* advised) wake up late and run around your house frantically (allowing significant other\/roomate\/friend to make you breakfast IF offered&#8230;) take out the braid last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}