{"id":985,"date":"2012-11-02T07:17:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themrscaseyann.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/02\/about-being-nice-to-little-toes"},"modified":"2012-11-02T07:17:00","modified_gmt":"2012-11-02T07:17:00","slug":"about-being-nice-to-little-toes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/?p=985","title":{"rendered":"about being nice to little toes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>while i have resolved that this particular blog is not a place for too much whining and complaining (i&#8217;ll leave that for my sorrow-ridden, tear-stained journal..bah\u2014totally serious), i do have to disclose to you that my foot is currently in a whole world of pain. i&#8217;m a wimp, people!<\/p>\n<p>last sunday, i fell on the stairs playing sardines (do you know the game?). it&#8217;s possibly the dumbest game to play barefoot ever. quite certainly. since then, my little toes on my right foot (and the top of my foot) have been black and blue! i am still deciding whether or not to go to the doctor as it seems to be healing up a little..but meanwhile i am one big baby. i sometimes wonder how much extra-strength\u00a0woman-ness god will have to rain down on me for child-birth\u2014he has his work cut out with me, doesn&#8217;t he..<\/p>\n<p>and by the way..you know that old saying that you always want to be wearing underwear because you never know when you&#8217;re going to have to get rescued or have an emergency procedure and be without your panties? have you heard that? ok maybe it was just our house..but as a kid, that was my absolute worst nightmare (my mom knew what she was doing! this girl <i>always <\/i>had her underwears)..<\/p>\n<p>well the same goes for a pedicure! ..so budget out those pedicures, people! i&#8217;ve had too many eyes on these feet in the last week who probably presume i&#8217;m some sort of hobo when it comes to pedicures and foot care. for the record, i have an appt for next week.<\/p>\n<p>anyways, james has been utterly wonderful, with lots of curling of the bottom lip over the top (try it and you&#8217;ll know what i mean) i mean, he&#8217;s so good at that face..it&#8217;s instant sympathy. he&#8217;s rubbed the foot, brought things from around the apartment and most of all, held heavy things and met me at the door each day (when i get home) so i don&#8217;t have to limp so pathetically.<\/p>\n<p>i mean, who knew that a few tiny little bones in a few tiny little toes could be so debilitating!?<\/p>\n<p>and today. today i woke up on the wrong side of everything. i slept in horrendously late (partially because of a few-hour-long allergy attack in the middle of the night. forgot to grab my lunch and missed breakfast (which led to an 11am jolly-rancher lollipop that was in no way\u2014at all\u2014satisfying).\u00a0and i wore my most loved wellies (as it was absolutely rainy today).<\/p>\n<p>well little did i know that those wellies would cause my foot a world of pain. i mean it&#8217;s kinda obvious (duh casey) that they&#8217;d squish my toes into wellie cuteness submission. well not to me..this morning..in my whirlwind of dumbness and lateness.<\/p>\n<p>so i think i&#8217;ve further injured my toe by having stuck it in a rubber cage all day long, where it swelled all the more and jammed up nicely. can somebody just give me a holler next time i&#8217;m about to do something that dumb? keep me accountable, won&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>all that to say..be smart about when you wear your wellies. don&#8217;t play sardines in the dark or barefoot. be nice to your little toes. always have a pedicure. and don&#8217;t let friends do dumb things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>while i have resolved that this particular blog is not a place for too much whining and complaining (i&#8217;ll leave that for my sorrow-ridden, tear-stained journal..bah\u2014totally serious), i do have to disclose to you that my foot is currently in a whole world of pain. i&#8217;m a wimp, people! last sunday, i fell on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mrscaseyann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}